basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: basedgosh)

(Source: saintoswald)

ofcnot:

basically nash grier irl

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hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

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mm gurl 

(Source: desparate)

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(Source: ohzayns)

ionlylovebooks:

dlubes:

im so upset

ionlylovebooks:

dlubes:

im so upset

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(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

tastefullyoffensive:

[theonion]
highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n)

humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

666grl:

I hate rich people bc one time a rich boy came to my house for a few minutes, and when he left he called me and threatened to call the cops because i had a bag of meth in my kitchen. it was sea salt.

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

(Source: amart)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery