what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
when you’re about to kiss someone and their mouth stinks
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks