123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

(Source: memewhore)

eribyss:

stop him

eribyss:

stop him

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

automatically:

when you’re about to kiss someone and their mouth stinks

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jonophobias:

he’s only sad because she’s wearing crocs

jonophobias:

he’s only sad because she’s wearing crocs

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

rowenllbert:

when someone tells me i’m looking cute image

(Source: dinognar)

(Source: kanyewesticle)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(Source: maddifacee)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113)

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

(Source: troyesbooty)

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

darrynek:

turn up

darrynek:

turn up

(Source: bigblacks)

(Source: i-am-evolution)